The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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