Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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