Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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