your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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