Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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