Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
