Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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