Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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