I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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