So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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