sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
This house was built for laser tag.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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