My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Randomize
