sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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