At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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