We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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