yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sarcasm needs its own font
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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