id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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