Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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