Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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