so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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