Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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