I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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