Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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