We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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