wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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