do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.