no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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