just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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