Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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