I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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