he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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