Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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