I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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