Duck Duck Cougar?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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