never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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