we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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