You surviving the open bar?
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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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