Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We got so high we made milksteak
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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