I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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