We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize