I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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