So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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