I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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