i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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