you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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