im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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