so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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