i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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