i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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