I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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