I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
40s are totally the cure
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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