And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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