that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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