And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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