aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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