a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
